Welcome to Boot Camp, you pathetic piece of slime!
Do you think you have what it takes to become a lean, mean killing machine? Then you've gotta prove it.
Get your butt down to the assault coarse, where speed and stamina are essential to your success. Practice your sniping skills at the shooting range, but remember to hit the only yhe bad guys. Put your Jeep through its paces, navigating a clear path through obstacles to complete each course within the allotted time. Finally, take on other men in unarmed combat.
Just think, once you've successfully completed your training, you'll be shipped off to the front line where you're almost 100% assured of an untimely death, probably at the hands of your own inept forces.