The New Video Game Chickism

If only Freud was alive, he would get such a kick out of reading this article.
"Yez...you zeem to have a affeczion vith zee...bustzs?"

On a related note, we need more elf chicks!

For the record, I would like to make it clear that my nomination was for Frieda Pinto (great name for a great lady) - however, I told Mark that I wanted to play the character of Muriel Debenko, a translator at the United Nations in a game called Super Word Fight Fun Solid Zone Evil!.



Not totally sure about that one:

I don't know what's worse, this or a fan boy rant. Come on spong, this is lame.

@Joji - write as well as Mark - and put into the PD - and you have a point. That feature was a pleasure to read let alone to edit.

Front up and do better.

Tim

seconded. this is just a lame attempt, and a sexist one, to get more visitors isn't it. with games like Fear 2 and Resi Foive coimg up soon, you might have reviewed a real game and given us something INSIGHTFUL to read instead. garbage, boys, garbage.

Again, read the words.

"She does what she does because out there is a world of broken women, and if she won't help them, if she doesn't take the cases the corrupt city police department won't, then who else will?"

and

"Slight, raven-haired and with a penchant for goth-wear, Ague is out of her depth and utterly terrified. But she's got a Big Scary Brain and a talent for the arcane, and she really didn't have anything better to do this afternoon, did she? All she wanted was a quiet place to listen to Joanna Newsom and read her bloody book."

and

"But nothing prepared her for what she found..."

And

"She'll enter any firefight with both guns blazing, near-suicidal daring and a smile on her face. Her leather flight suit keeps out the cold as she blasts through the sky at extreme velocities, but that doesn't mean there's no room for a little cleavage."

Oh... that was talking about cleavage... I will give you that. We should not mention cleavage.

Or cock size.

Anyway "...more importantly, will Zack Fox, the handsome nurse with the impeccable bedside manner, ever notice her?"

Anybody made it this far? Read the words?

I thought not.

Yours swearless - aware of the Oxford debates - (Cath Hall) - and less humourless than I thought I was

Tim

Just a minute, Carl. Have you ever met the fella what wrote this piece? He's not lame, but boy is he sexy!? As far as touting hot chicks as video game fodder is concerned, as top Welshman Keith Barron would have it, 'it's just a bit of fun'. Lighten up or 'butt out'. Heh!